Domo Helps the Ladies….

I need to help some of you women since you all are SOO much help to the fellas!

1. Ladies… If you cut and serve a peice of your pie to someone who is not your husband/S.O., do not have the EXPECTATION that they provide you with any additional incentives… You already got what you earned (hopefully). If you want a moving truck, you need to call “U”-Haul!

2. If you met him at the club then he met somebody else there! If you aint talkin about ‘nothing.. he’s going back!

3. If you look COMPLETELY different at home than you do when he meets you.. you are not being fair! Lighten up on the fake EVERYTHING!

4. If he can’t call you until his minutes are free after 9 p.m…..and he only stops by after 9 p.m…. and he has more than one cell phone…and y’all can’t be seen in the same city together… Things aint addin’ up! He is married! Know the signs and CARE about them!

5. GET a gaydar and get one quick! If you don’t have one and don’t want one.. listen to your good girlfriend when she tells you something aint right!

6. Some of y’all need to take a chill pill…You can be an independent woman without emasculating your man!

7. If you have a friend that you don’t trust and a man you not sure you trust… keep these two as far apart as possible! How don’t care how available she is when you need somebody.. if you don’t trust her… let her go!

8. You need to be carrying condoms!

9. Don’t go to his house…snuggle up on his couch… and rub all on his back if you are not trying to get it craking. Its misleading and unfair and he will resent you! LOL!

10. Treat your friend’s husband how you would EXPECT her to treat yours.. cut out all of the winking and flirting!

11. If you are going to invest in plastic surgery…*shaking my head* PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE make sure that the Dr. helps you to be EVENLY proportionate. If you are going to have a weave, implant or any enhancement… your objective ought to be to create as authentic of a product as possible… especially if your objective for such activity is to impress a man!

12. Let that man have a bachelor party! If you are scared he might do something he shouldn’t be doing… you shouldn’t be marrying him! Period.

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