I know that I have had similar posts in the past but there are news things to add to previous lists. Please keep in mind that people are free to do what they want to do. I’m just using my platform to get some things off of my chest.
1. Grammar Corrections: I’m all for being corrected when I am wrong but it is a little annoying when you have drafted up a passionate post and someone comes by attempting to get attention by correcting a grammar error. I aim to NEVER correct someone on Facebook on THEIR posts. I might correct them on my own wall… but it is rarely related to grammar and spelling. Did I spell any of these words wrong?
2. I don’t know why people do this and I don’t know why it bothers me but was is the point in posting updates like “I have 1678 friends requests!” Do you want a cookie? Do you want a ribbon? Do you want some help cleaning your friends requests up? Is the point to get people to say, “She sho’ is popular on Facebook!” SO WHAT!
3. Facebook is really going to have to do something about this “Like” button issue. People post things like, “My grandpa died. I’m so sad” and there will be 62 “likes.” I don’t get it! What is there to like about that? Maybe they need an “agree” button or a “I’m sorry to hear that! My condolences” button.
4. ENOUGH WITH THE CHATTY CHURCH CAT! I had it up to here! I don’t want to have it posted on my wall! I don’t want to hear a cat talking about Jesus! I want to hear some real people talking about him! I have already reached the “churchy cat in my inbox” limit. THANKS!
5. Finally… If you haven’t stepped foot into a church, what right do you have to be telling the folks who go what they can and cannot do while they are there! If I want to update my social networking sites while I am at church, I will do just that!
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People Who ‘Like’ Their Own Statuses
You posted it, of course you like it.
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Vaguebooking
“Oh my god!!”, “I knew this would happen”, “You’ll see…” Seeing vague statuses such as these in your news feed is an unfortunate side effect of having friends that are desperate for attention.
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Vaguebook Responders
The only thing worse than a vaguebooker are the people who coddle their insecurities.
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Husband/Wife PDAF
Public Displays of Affection on Facebook. Constantly expressing your undying love for one another via Facebook probably means you’re both incredibly insecure and there’s a good chance your marriage will fail.
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TMI
“Holy crap, I just took the biggest shit! It must’ve been 3 feet long and ripped out all my butt hairs!! lol” Thanks for sharing.
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You’re vs. Your
This has become an epidemic, so let’s make it simple… if you can use “You are” within the context of the sentence, then you can use the contraction “You’re.” If not, use “Your.” You’re welcome.
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The Proud Parent
Yes, I would like to see photos of your child. I just don’t want to have to browse through 257, including 24 photos that are exactly the same, except that your kid’s head is tilted at a slightly different angle.
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The Anti-Facebook Facebook Addict
You know who I’m talking about. These wannabe rebels are always threatening to cancel their Facebook account because they are concerned about the security of their personal information, yet they willingly provide exact details regarding their upcoming vacation, the dates they will be gone, and where their spare house key is hidden.
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Double Posting
If you have a fan page for your business, website or hobby, you don’t need to post updates on both the page and your personal profile at the same time. Your friends should all like your page anyway, so it’s really unnecessary and just plain annoying. If you happen to find out one of your friends doesn’t like your fan page, unfriend them immediately since they probably don’t like you all that much anyway.
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One and Done
This is the person who posts a status update and rarely responds to any subsequent comments. Really? A few of your friends took valuable time out of their day to respond to your post, and you can’t at least respond with a
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Dominique this is hilarious!!!!!!!! Yet so true! That pda gets on my nerves….we all know y’all shouldn’t have married! Lol so true about your, you’re….
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